The Met is now offering free
beer champagne to all you
slackers patrons who
were planning to blow off for one reason or another just haven't gotten around to buying your
Wozzeck tickets yet. Quoth today's promo email:
"Join us for this extraordinary musical event, and receive a free glass of champagne with your ticket. Just enter code LLWOZZECK when you log in."
And if that doesn't work? Well, they got guys.
Oh dear. What a juxtaposition.
ReplyDeleteGodiam, fugace e rapido è il gaudio dell'amore, and then it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
ReplyDelete...And as a special offer to the early ticket-buyers for the House of the Dead, we give you the unlimited pre-performance shots of eau de vie!
ReplyDelete(Couldn't resist that easy one)
Ha! And for Billy Budd, an extra ration of grog for the men.
ReplyDeleteor maybe just a lick o' the cat.
ReplyDeleteAnd for all you about to be married, our visiting mixologist Brangäne has a special cocktail, The Mathilde Wesendonck Paradise.
ReplyDeletelol I hope it's some radioactive color and comes with a little umbrella.
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