wikileaks cables concerning Handelian mondegreens

Ministry of Noyse to Special Envoy, Court of King Festus

Ministry: I don't suppose the words to this chorus really are "Anon a monster ate his throne".  But you never know.

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SE: A monster ate the throne. I am sure of it.
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