Posted recently in one of the more knuckle-dragging precincts of social media: "You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you! Who is coming to save you?"

Well...okay then!



I'll see your crowd of History Channel Vikings and raise you one Charlotte with the crossbow and grappling hook, one Emily with the strategically-placed powder kegs, and one Anne with the getaway barouche.